I felt like Toronto got better as they went along, too. They really leaned into their defense and used it to open up opportunities both at home and on the road. They were a very good regular season team that kicked it up to great in the playoffs, and they deserved this championship. Good on them, and I’m happy for all…

I apologize for us being healthy, I apologize for us playing who was in front of us. I apologize for all the accolades we received as a team and individually. I’m very, truly sorry, and we’ll rectify that situation this year.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this supposed “Timofey Mozgov” was actually one of the criminals on Carmen Sandiego, nice try buddy.

Exactly, you start diving into hypotheticals and the first one on that list in recent memory is the 2015 title Golden State won over the Cavaliers.

I’m having a hard time putting my finger on the exact difference between Masai Ujiri and Bob Kraft.

So salty GSW fans agree that 2015 deserves an asterisk with Love and Irving out especially since 2019 GSW replacements were so, so much better than Mozgov & Dellevadova & Perkins & Miller & Jones.

Usually it’s only allowed while you’re wearing skates, but we’ll let it go this time.

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

Somebody’s always getting hands on the Krafts, that’s for sure. 

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.

Extremely normal for a cop to have to be held back from physically assaulting championship-winning team president as he tries to collect his trophy, happens to the Krafts all the time, I’m sure

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

All the same, nice to see Michael Chiklis can still get work.

“You mean we have a chance to sign not one, but TWO players with turn ACLs????? Get them!”

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

Goddamn this felt so good. Watching Kawhi drive a motorhome over Skip Bayless. You savor these moments. Never let them go!

As a Raptors fan since the earliest days, let me say: this is weird. I don’t know what to make of this. We didn’t fail and that’s unnerving.