At least you didn’t lose 7-0

+1 Duran Duran

I thought this guy was washed up because he was playing in MLS now? Those goals sure looked good to me.

No way that was intentional. Just a freak play that happens once in a blue moon. Hope McCaw is alright.

I still can’t figure out why Nola was taken out of the season opener. I don’t care what kind of metrics you’re following (or drugs you’re taking) but how did that possibly make any sense?

Sad but not surprising. I’ve had some close calls on my bike but nothing this bad. Also had some fun times running and driving. I’ve learned that it’s never a good idea to yell at aggressive drivers (or honk at them). Stay safe out there friends!

Tell that to my wife. I’ve repeatedly asked her to stop farting in bed to no avail

He’s aging well!

I would pay $100 to watch this

+1 Mats reference

Same. I’m on the 18th floor and you’d think the kids were on my patio. “Oh it’s nice out I’ll crack the window,” BIG mistake

+1 Logan’s Run

How the hell does Kershaw already have deep sweat stains on his spring training hat!?

Tarkenton also spent his prime in Minnesota but nice list otherwise.

You guys think Shawn is sweating this one out?

+1 for the RCMP reference.

The Nuggets are such a fun team to watch. Really excited to get Milsap back in the rotation!

+1 MST3K

Jesus, just retire man.