even that one slice looks like TOO MUCH pancake

alternatively, just don’t be a sycophant because that’s a pathetic way for a human being to live

i’d really love for people in the media to stop validating shit like this

jesus i’ve never cried for 2-3 hours about anything are you ok, like really ok?

i dont get it....there’s pizza right there just eat it

Is it acceptable to judge both of you douchebags for being so pathetically materialistic? Yes? Cool.

The look on his face was more... “If anyone talks to me right now I’m about to throw a tantrum,” in my opinion.

This comment will likely invite a lot of angry reaction, but fuck it I’m gonna be honest. This story has got me leaning more towards the ANTI-abortion position than I had been previously. Nothing about this woman is heroic or courageous. It’s tragic, yes, for all involved, but her actions are more self-centered than…

Boooooooo

haha you beat me to it. him and marisa tomei. makes sense.

uncle ben?

“expensive custody battle”

I’m kind of dumb, but can a prosecutor appeal a sentence? Ask for a retrial? Or just the defense?

This whole thing sounds kind of sick and tragic, but I did find this quote kind of funny. “She did not sleep with 25 boys in the bathroom. There was only a handful that she did sleep with. In this case, it was more of a spectator sport,” said Estrem. Sleeping as a spectator sport? Kids these days.

I imagine a beautiful future in which any yahoo with a flag tattooed on his arm can run for president on youtube, pocketing campaign contributions from corporations masquerading as super pacs with no accountability whatsoever.

“fragmented urine stream” is one of the funniest insults i’ve read

to be fair, the word “curmudgeon” is also sexist, as it is applied disproportionately to male-identifying elders.

thanks, i reluctantly googled that, and it looks as painful as i imagined.

creative-types think of twitter strictly as an advertising platform and wish it was one-way, but have to live with the fact that if it was simply an advertising platform, nobody would be on it.

I know this is a dumb question, and likely to be misinterpreted, but on a purely semantic level, with regard to a rape threat as sexual harassment, am I wrong to think that “harassment” means ongoing or persistent? If you’re talking about a single threat, isn’t that just a “threat?”