LOL! But that’s how those people feel the most ALIVE!!!

I assumed they were always trying to communicate with the mothership. See, cats were sent to earth to enslave us with their poop parasites. They take the fuzzy cute form to disarm us. However, what the mothership didn’t account for was the fact that cats just enslaved us to feed them and stuff and refused to go…

I’ve seen an Escalade with Dvd players on every seat back (including the ones only someone behind them could see) with pron playing. Eww.

Yes it does!

Is it me or is Philly the capitol of “Hold everyone up for my dumb shit” behavior?

I used to feel the same way about Gilmore Girls. Next thing I know I’m shushing Mrs Borealis because I’m trying to hear the dialogue.

Ha! Yes. I would spot the headlamps and let ‘em pass- most of the time they were used Vics or decommissioned police cruisers. Better safe than sorry. These days, any blacked out vehicle is suspicious to me and gets a wide berth.

The fucked up thing is that a spider IS A CLOWN!!! muhahahaha!!!

Someone’s got their Ackles up

Thank you. We have redundant paperwork on our cars and even a test to make sure you are an acceptable driver. And asking to keep track of your bang-bangs is too much? Gimme a fucking break.

And you are being productive how?

I agree with you generally but if you’re doing burnouts in your driveway next to my house I’d have to revise that opinion.

That’s when the second AV brake-checks the first. Then they each spam the shit out of each other while a third records it and posts it on Jalopnik.

If that’s my house, I’m padding around in a robe and slippers, smokin’ doobs, and flopping down where ever I want and binging on some TV.

Mrs. Borealis and I fell out laughing so many times but the biggest laugh was when Hillary just locked eyes with the camera for 10 seconds while he bloviated. It was amazing. She totally “Jimmed” the camera.

Dumb little little little dumb little guy...

Or is lost and aimless after he was banished from the Gathering of the Juggalos?

Same issue with Mad Men; I spotted a drumset in one of the scenes with a band playing in the background that was clearly at least from the 80s or maybe late 70s. I figured the number of drummers watching was way too low for anyone to give a shit about that detail.

Are those actual tires/wheels? Probably plastic but would be badass if they were real.

No way I’m going on this oddysey with you