Only if they enjoy the symphony.

Much like how sometimes a brownie on one side of the tray is just a brownie and the opposite side is ‘call the police on yourself because you died’ strength.

And do people do rohypnol casually? Other than Gob Bluth, obviously.

If he is a seasoned driver, the charges shouldn’t stick.

Accidental puns are ok. Omelette that one slide.

I learned to drive in one of those! I also killed it by skidding out in the rain. It would probably still be going had I been more experienced with rwd.

Plus those liars are covering up the fact that we live on a flat Earth! Jerks. :/

Well is a hole in the ground. It is also where your opinion on Amy Schumer belongs. But I love Maria Bamford too, so...win..win?

Whoa slow down buddy. Or ritard if you will.

My friend had one of these in high school. One night we hopped in it to make a Taco Bell run. I got in the passenger’s side as he fired it up. He didn’t hear me when I yelled “hold up hold up! HOOOO” and he threw into reverse with my door digging into the curb/grass. WOMP! Bent door.

I think it means pulsing the brake with your foot-similar concept to ABS; short bursts of braking will slow you down and avoid brake fade.

How DID she pull it off? Pull it off? Awo-hoooo?

I would like to see a minivan with the rear window decal of the youngest child scraped off and one of these dangling from the rear bumper.

My feeling is that the signage should indicate that getting towed is a consequence of parking there. Otherwise, you can get ticketed for letting the meter run out but not towed unless you leave your car there for a couple days having been ticketed multiple times. Unless the sign prohibits overnight parking in which…

FORDS: Found Outside Reverse Daily Spinnin’

So the transmission slips, but do we know why the driver’s side door is open in a good number of these? Do people just throw it in park and leave the door ajar when they go into 7-11 or do the g-forces throw it open and wreak havoc on the hinges? Seems like the worst damage in these cases is the door.

Yr comet is dum and u smell lik farts.

I thought that was just someone pressing the dimple like you’d find on a beverage cup. In this case, the driver wanted a diet coke.

That’s where strange drunks go to get horny on Friday.

So no more Cheers, bring on the Golden Girls?