Watch the State again. Still funny, yes, but you can see how well the cast has honed their craft since. Basically almost every sketch devolves into yelling.

The broiler for melting cheese on bread is overkill. Sorry didn’t make it past that point.

You would LoL yer ass off if you saw me being all precious about my 2011 Versa when I got it. After driving a 91 Corolla that preferred to mix its oil and coolant together and looked like it smoked and chewed tobacco, i was way too nervous about the first scratch and whether the quiet engine was hiding problems from…

That dog has smaller bacteria so you’re good! Cool pup.

I’ll let my dog lick me on the face or arms or leg but will wash that area right away, especially on my hands or face.

you should hear how dumb they think entitled civilians are. “Ooh a fire escape. Let’s hang out on it and make a little garden there”. No, that’s for escaping a fire. Now people will trip over your dumb ass pinterest photo trying to escape a fire.

Jm. The name’s Jm. :)

So driveways have double yellow lines? Ya ok.

They need Nathan Fillion

The top layer of cereal that has been dampened by milk (never wrote the phrase before!) that is crunchy but softened slightly. THAT is what I want a whole bowl of, but alas, one cannot have the perfectly soft/crunchy bites without the soggy.

“As someone who has given so much (unwanted sexual assault) to so many (women).”

Rejoice, Kanooty!!

Come to Philly and relax by the Schuykill river. ;)

Well well well. All of you “i don’t tip” types are going to looove this.

I’ve told this one before but once my dad and I went car shopping for a second family car. We came home in a Pulsar and my Mom banned us from ever going car shopping together again.

Jeebus. My ex-gf used to turn on the wipers if she couldn’t see, even though I could and was waiting for the water to build up so it didn’t smear the mist on the windshield.

Oh man. The time in HS when we were all in my ex-gf’s giant boat of a car- probably a lincoln or something. We were going over a bridge and everyone was going batshit for no reason and i reached over the front seat and yelled “WIPERS ON!” except I grabbed the column shifter and threw it into reverse. I had no idea.…

Auto Co-pilot?

I like her dogs, too. She has not gained or lost a fan.

Well, if the American Flag designed that beach towel we’d have to allow it!