HOLD THE PHONE HERE

I always saw a parent bringing their kids into the restroom as one of those societal agreements that no one says anything about because it’s necessary sometimes and it’s the freakin’ bathroom and no one really cares.

What does it say about me that your comment made me think, “i must click that Variety link so I can understand”?!

Twice?! I guess the lady didn’t want to waste a good piece of meat!

Buick? More like Boo! Ick! Amirite?!

I had a British boss who typed “loose” instead of “lose” I just assumed it was a British thing

She is out of her Deppth

you’re a real wish dasher ;)

See, that’s too complicated what with the large number. How about just go really really fast?

I live in Philly, jabroni.

Plz comment in english

Also, Sir Mix-a-lot was never knighted by the Queen and he doesn’t use a blender as far as I know.

Or the car in front of you doing a slow pass of the truck. Just fucking pass it!! You want to be next to a big rig for as little time possible.

That’s what scares me. I feel like I would enventually slip into auto-pilot and swing a turn right into oncoming traffic.

All the green areas are the countries using the wrong system.

Funny you brought up Kanye; Drake’s performances reminded me of Kanye but since Drake seems like a self-aware person with a sense of humor I didn’t mind it as much.

Well, listen. If you really like your TV, you must try the Carnevale with its durable outer casing to prevent fall-apart.

“BWOMP BWOMP BWOMP”

Ah, the extremely irritated/bordering on physical violence delivery of that particular “money please”. A gem!

LOL PUBIX! Sorry. Couldn’t help it.