John Lovitz

General public? Like all 6 people who liked your reductive statement?

My apologies

I’d rather not know how.

I’m sure that being approached in a lovey way by Ozzy is akin to having the girl from The Ring crawling towards you.

Your art is the prettiest art..of all the....art

I read it as “Adama” and was like “someone likes Battlestar Galactica”

i’m sure a lot of people (myself included) hear you and understand, fwiw.

I learned it from Flight of The Conchords when Brett dates the Australian lady.

Or, you know, start aligning yourself a few hours before the start time of the show?

And if it’s not, just say the coffee’s given you the poop soup and you have to leave ASAP

I think eventually Gawker Media will just give control over to the comment section for content production and proofreading ignorance!

Yeah! Big, dumb, beautiful forests. BO-RINNNGG!

Totes a B&E for that PB&J

But if the cucumber had exploded when he threw it into the woods he would be hailed as a hero!

I’ll move over for lanesplitters and bicyclists, and also just straight-up move over and let a cyclist pass me if I’m holding them back on a one-lane road.

Well, then, uh..could I get a new wristband?

Say what you want about her music but that lady can act. Her turn as a lovable mute volleyball in Castaway was a masterclass in acting.

Sure, but it’s a good way to add profits on what amounts to a $1-2 piece of material

At $20 a pop for a replacement times X number of people having to get them replaced = a buttwad of extra $$$$