You mean the offspring of a 911 and an AMC Eagle the Tia Carrera thing?

We have re-branded it to reflect the fact that humans are in the vehicle and humans matter to us. Humans In Vehicles. GOT IT! The HIV!!!

On one hand, good job lady. On the other, wtf are you insane?!!

It’s 2016, I think.

This is so simply brilliant I don’t understand why no one thought of this sooner.

If they are delivering during those conditions, you profusely thank the delivery person and tip the fuck out at least 50%. If your bill is only $10 or so, make it %100.

The bit where he seems be driving after his wheel had me lolz

Good ol’ Mister 2!

You mean like this?

beardos bilk bozos out of hundreds with bogus bars

I would think you’d want more control in that situation but you do you. Glad you didn’t get hurt.

What’s your reasoning for not using the brakes that your foot operates? Sincerely asking.

So it’s the people Versas this Murano who’s gone Rogue and claims to have turned a new Leaf. Sounds like a real Quest for all involved. The Altima-te challenge for consumers. They should get Maxima-l rewards because he Juke-d the numbers.

He can claim Rogue but he sounds like a real Murano.

Yes, Doug! Again, you’ve managed to express my pain when apoplexy blocks my ability to do so myself.

Looks like no road in Philly that I know of, but I see at least two Galants a day (ok they might be the same ones). Actually I see a good number of Mistus and Suzus around here, new and old. Weird.

They season their food?!!!

They're definitely not bacon.

Yup. When my wife and I went car shopping at the auto mall, i just stopped in my tracks and stared at this thing while she asked what the big deal was. "The Future" was all i could say.

it's simple: she drives a camry. She has no idea she drove through a construction site and pulled over because she thought she might look around aimlessly while NOT driving for a change.