glad there's ass to text software then.

You say Batman, I say Tuco. No one knows how words are pronounced.

She should waited for the Stop sign to swing out so she could see the real message which means Stop Satan.

Why don't tire manufacturers print the PSI on the tire so it's large enough to actually read?

Ha! And I thought bringing a pristine 2011 Versa into the city was a risky move!

2011 Versa Hatch. Certified, 20k miles, 1 owner. Would have preferred a manual, but we are quite happy with it.

You could potentially bring an aircraft down into a neighborhood, so maybe it is fair.

30 seconds?! I hope you're okay!!

A childhood friend of mine's Dad had one of these. They lived down the block. They went on vacation and a bunch of kids lifted it up and moved it half a block down the street.

Dai-hates-you is more like it

My 91 Corolla w/ 195,650k wouldn't start this morning at 7 degrees. It had been starting in this cold snap, albeit slowly, and after a few turns of the key. But today nothing happened, except for the dash lights, indicating to me the battery was ok. I keep the tank topped off always as it tends to sputter a bit below…

If you're married and you "Hit Rick Bottom" there may be other things to deal with.

Oh ok, so we are to assume that because two different species of animal who get along just fine otherwise can't scuffle from time to time because they're being traumatized? Our cat and our bigger dog have these sometimes but they have never, ever hurt each other. Our smaller, older dog never gets messed with by our…

You've heard this in new cars? My 91 Corolla is doing this. Needs to be in the shop soon.

I wanted to believe so much I missed that. Good eye!

The thing is, the type of personality that does all these things is completely oblivious to anything going on around them, in any setting. You wouldn't get two words out of your mouth before they checked their phone. They're probably reading this article right now, on their phone, speeding down the highway.

Which is what most distracted drivers do in a non-highway setting anyway. Exactly.

This just proves my theory that Muranos are incredibly difficult to drive. I have yet to see one that could make a turn without taking two lanes or make it out of a parking lot at anything other than a snail's pace. Plus, they seem to stop randomly for no reason.

He just turns on the wipers AND KEEPS DRIVING!!!???

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