Homonym or homophone?

Trucksident? Truckup? Clustertruck?

Say what you will, but that was a smooth merge.

I'll reserve judgement until I see the bullcam footage.

So she drove onto a foot/bike path. Doesn't explain it ending up in a ditch.

So i stood on my desk and yelled "10 MARATHONS CHUMPS!" HR was not impressed.

They should have used genuine Forb parts.

I agree with your sentiment wholeheartedly but that intersection is completely bonkers.

A photo of the test subject after:

I laughed with Vigor. That joke had Integra-ty.

Something something restraining order blah blah has to stay 1000 feet away, add a millipede and BAM! Joke.

My favorite kind of complaint is the "Great. Now I have to explain this to my kid?!!" You are in the world. There are ideas in the world. You may have to explain some of them to your kids. Also, "this is supposed to be a family show". I would think the questions of a child, especially about sex, would be squarely in…

What happened when the pickup's wheel fell off? I'm guessing the driver wasn't belted in and hit his head when the truck bounced.

Because no one acts all badass when drinking.

"Come to Texas, where the law stays out of your business tax and regulation-wise, but if you're a woman we're all up in that shit!"

I didn't come up with this, my trusty mechanic did. My 91 Corolla is in the stage of "engine runs like a top but things are falling off". I brought it in for service without mentioning the broken door handle, and I got it back like this: