I bet you are a delight at parties.

No, but the fact that the only reason the kid got them published was because his parents ran a publishing shop could also be a reason. That and the fact that it is a terrible book. I affectionately refer to it as Frodo PotterWalker.

Try again.

Cruci, fuckin, fiiiiixion

In 2017
You will believe a Man
Can be named Martha

The nerve of the woman to have tastes that differ from yours. I mean what the fuck must she be thinking.

I'm convinced Sudeikis made a deal with the devil.

PART TIME

From my point of view you are fizzy and tart!

Never, under any circumstance, should a list exist that includes DeNiro with the likes of Chris Klein and Lohan. C'mon, AV Club.

"a reality show about wrestling starring Billy Corgan" …I'm sorry I must of read that wrong. For a second I thought it said starring Billy Cor-whathefuck?

Wolverine will be old enough to be Mr. Fantastic's fucking grandpa. No thanks.

What.
Viral Marketing just jumped the shark.

Evidently, the word "each" doesn't mean what they think it means.

This new format is damn-near unreadable on a computer monitor. Just sayin'.

I disagree. We Can Be Heroes is a classic to me, Summer Heights High even better (Mr. G, Jonah), and while Angry Boys to me was a step backwards, I'll definitely watch this.