I used to work tech support for a major DSL provider. One day, I got a call from an elderly customer. After getting her information, I ask her “How may I help you?”
Lady: “Well, I was wondering if your technicians came by today.”
I checked the records...
Me: “It looks like we have one scheduled to come out in 2 days, but…

I’ve got a ~1.5 year old dog that is fairly well behaved, save for a couple of issues. Could you help with these?