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Alright, who broke the rules and licked Idris Elba?

He needs his own comic. Hopefully he wasn’t on the clock when Harley broke up with Joker. (;-p

Axis Chemicals Manager: Okay Stencil Guy, take this stencil over to those tanks over there and label them all “Fear Toxin.” Then take this stencil to those cans over there, and label them “Flesh Eating Acid.” Then take this one stencil (this one’s important) to that big tub over there and label it “Danger: Nuclear

First mention of Jonathan Crane, yes?

Mary already knows, right? Did I miss an episode where she found out - or (unlike Lena Luthor) has she put the whole mystery together and the show is just being coy?

I can’t shake the feeling that anyone who gets up-swiped flies up and hits the ceiling irl. lol.

Let’s see, let’s see ... dog grooming. Got it! Check this out: A pair of stoner animal-rights-activists disrupt the Westminster Dog Show, kidnapping ten of the top dogs, replacing them with shelter mutts. They drive the posh dogs back to New York, and put them up for adoption anonymously. One dog belonged to the

Chico,

Mom! Dad’s fantasizing he’s Rita Wilson again.

Hydrate!

Hey Tom, Rita ... Hi. Hope the kids are okay. Say, in the off chance you get bored (it’s pretty much a guarantee that you’ll get bored) and you decide to surf the AV Club, I just want to say I hope the both of you get better. Binge some shows. “Legends of Tomorrow season 3" is near perfect. Have you made a Western?

I think the showrunners said they had a 5 season arc figured out. Pretty sure. Of course all showrunners have a 5 season arc now, as I assume contracts are required to be renegotiated at the 5 year mark.

My Wednesday simply can not commence without knowing which Crazy Ex Girlfriend song pairs with last night’s episode. I feel weird.

I couldn’t help thinking that the Cisco and Thawn throwdown must have been a blast for the actors. How often do main cast members get to beat the shit out of each other? 

Or have Manchester Black back with amnesia. (I can’t believe I just suggested that) But he could spark with Kara.

I got a Clint Eastwood vibe off Mike in his last scene. The gimpy arm and t-shirt was from “Every Which Way but Loose” and waking up in a mission was pure “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.” Who knows if it’s intentional. Mike channeling Clint Eastwood seems like a good fit.

“He volunteers in a soup kitchen!” felt like back-filling sugar into his character. Since it’s a comic book show I try to take a step back and not get to twisted up about it. What should happen, is that another guy should show up, and hit on her hardcore, and Kara should have a “which one?” dilemma. Its still a tv

I’d tap that.

A story concept that could have kept Routh employed for another season, dagnabbit!

The way to Kara’s heart: food ... and the perfect cappuccino. William has tragedy and tragic outcome written all over him. Kelly, not so much. I could see Kelly and Alex being a permanent thing - plot wise.