GL in any CW incarnation, hopefully, will rely on really creative practical effects and not CGI themselves to death.

Yeah, the show punched the heaven out of that particular starfish.

I agree the show has seven or eight plates spinning right now and seem ready to fly off into total chaos, but on the positive side, I like, as with prior seasons, the sound design. Doing a lot with a little. The invisible screaming crowds at Golgotha being an example. 

I was guessing they were going to make her go full Goldblum or uhm ... Brundlespy-der.

(Re: the article title) I was going to post earlier: Screw Riverdale, Sabrina should have a crossover with The Magicians. Imagine “special guest stars” Margo and Eliot. Madame Satan make it so!

WARNING: If you are a high school student and you encounter a woman dressed like the woman in the header photo hanging around the track and field bleachers, watch out! Your school is awesome.

This season is coming off a bit campier than last season. They’re still bringing the well thought-out mini-pseudo one-off plots. If this were an old Tales from the Darkside TV show, they likely would also have 22 minutes for one creepy supernatural plot. It follows then that Sabrina, being 55 minutes, crams in usually…

Go Team Roz!

Oh, it’s about the same; S2 lands the same ratio of descent episodes. I still agree with the B+ grade. This isn’t prestige TV. This is order pizza and have a binge-watch-sleepover in your jammies territory. Season Two wraps up the whole "Wardwell arc" if you want to call it that, you find out what her plan was all…

“Let’s rush this into production!”

Peter’s whole vibe around all the women/superheroes is great and awkward. Even Mantis! 

Those were the exact two.

Me too! (I mean, uh, me as well). Her body language hit the right note: hair puffs, eye narrows, and little shrugs. I really like how she got her powers. I didn’t see it coming until right before it happened. (Never read the comic) The film was structured well. They need more of the weird space music on the soundtrack…

Meta jokes work less the more you expect them. Not that these were bad, but they're groaners. Crossover comments = groan like it's a dad-joke. B+ was a fine grade.

Nominate her for Mardi Gras queen! Have they chosen this year’s honorary parade leader? New Orleans Redditors!! Write in Caity Lotz!!!

The squeaky clean-cleaning of the microwave - so funny.

The Curse of Oak Island. History Channel.

I’m also holding out hope that the Oak Island guys are about to find something . . . anything! Talk about a slow-ass procedural. How many times has Gary’s metal detector picked up something, and he’s poked around in the sand ... and he says, “Oh my God, guys. You know what that is? Holy Shamoley it’s a ...

I always assumed it was a goof on Twisted Sisters’ “I Wanna Rock!”

Fox employees will thank Disney soon enough when Satan comes to collect Rupert Murdoch and points to a clause in his contract with a well manicured black claw where, written in blood, it stipulates that all current Fox employees will subsequently be collected and repurposed into squirming hell-maggots upon fulfillment…