We are not people who have Sly Stallone show up for a cameo in our lives. At least that's what I've always assumed, speaking on behalf of us. But if this signals a change in our plans, I'd like to suggest scheduling our time with Roc-o for next Thursday anytime after 3pm. If that's okay with you guys.

Sorry, I shouldn't have said "shrew." I should have simply said "asshole."

Dear AV,
I just want you to know that I'm a Lynch fan, I was really looking forward to this Return, but it is OK … It is actually, finally permissable to give some of these episodes "C" grades. "C-" is also on the table and that puts "D+" within spitting range.
The French gal was amusing. The quick Coop gag was a…

I was wondering if (regarding point 2) Lynch & Co are setting up a young generation in town that's going to culminate in a new Laura Palmer style drug/blow up/supernatural community trauma. Not that the little boy getting killed by the truck wasn't traumatizing enough.

Sweet of Grampa Rick to share the burden.

Expanded and Updated!

That's a good quote for the future DT Presidential Library. Carve it in marble on the wall in the vestibule.

Hopefully this ends up with Trump and Pickle in an "Indian in the Cupboard" type scenario.

You got it. Trump's got a head full of short circuiting wiring. He sees all the negatives of the last 40 years as happening now. He can't see them on a continuum of time. The "wilding kids" in Central Park, the Pentagon screwing up WMDs, Obama's press club public shaming…they're all happening now in Trump's head. It's…

He seemed to agree that indeed he needs/wants the "Bad Pussy."

There's a room in Hell, where the person responsible for emojis sits bare-assed on a toilet and is orally fed an endless stream of electrically buzzing 3D emojis (brought to life by the magic of Satan), cheap dogfood, and vomit. Then in the cell underneath is whoever came up with the poop emoji specifically, with…

And he received a diagnosis of early onset alzheimer's.

Meanwhile those on the left demand "Mr. President, show us this pickle!" While those on the right chant 'Spartacus' style "We are the Forgotten Men, we are Deplorable, and we are Pickle!"

Taylor Kitsch? He could have been a "scrape-job."

A full 33% of the series would be Akbar and Jeff silently staring at each other.

Spectre was basically the Blofeld origin story. Maybe it's time to do a one-off story that's not tied to some grand international conspiracy or the dark secrets of M and Bond's past.

Yeah, I've been wondering lately if Jon's ever shown signs of being a member of the "Unburnt."

Also, bets on who gets to ride a dragon (not in the carnal sense) other than Dany:
1. Tyrion
2. Arya
3. The Night King
4. Samwell
5. Missandei & Greyworm (2 dragon team)
6. Bran via warg
7. 1,2,3 & 6

Royal power-suit shoulder pads are in this season.

Maybe when you're a maester and you want to take a book to-go you have to chain them to yourself… Or maybe your horse. They don't need to be locked up in the library 'cause they're home. The chains are for away-visits. Like suitcases containing secret plans or bags of coke.