bobfunch--disqus
Bob Funch
bobfunch--disqus

No Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On or It's All Coming Back to me now? The veins on her forearms pop out when she makes that power-fist.

She shoulda put on a cheer leading outfit. They were right there!

That's "Wisconsonality." Just like warm beer cheese soup served in a bread bowl.

Who wants a chimi-changa? Good thing I just installed this deep fryer. These are delicious.

I was hoping she would have had scars all over her face ala Edward Scissorhands.

Simmons has chunky eyebrows. Just noticing for the first time. Don't trim 'em Simmons! Just let them fascinate me for awhile.

"I'm a cobbler gobbler."

As read by Richard Nixon.

Chris, we're having a family bris. My nephew is brissing. We're about to bris.

The Lord is come. If that helps any.

I liked the plane shot! Let's count how many times they use that same shot in future episodes. My guess between now and season 3: five times.

Ian McShane as Lovejoy.

Point taken. Plus its one of those challenges for the writers. Bail could be an overprotective parent keeping Leia at home & in school where she belongs! Anakin couldn't come face to face with Grievous for the entire run of the Clone Wars because of one line of dialogue in ROTS.

You wanna talk weird: How bout the werewolf episode of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea! Nothing tops that show. I used to debate with classmates which was better: Star Trek or Voyage … StarTrek would win the discussion then someone would say, "but the Flying Sub … C'mon." And we'd have to admit, the Flying Sub was

This helped me realize the Curse of the AV Club:

I liked Birdman enough for its own twisted plot. But my final "sigh" of acceptance comes with an asterisk that says:
A) It took 4 guys to write this screenplay?
B) Like Babel it feels more Researched than Lived.
C) It's partially about Hollywood entertainment vs Broadway entertainment as though one is more "true" than

The only thing with Ahsoka and Bail both involved closely with Rebel activities … Ahsoka would be familiar - even close to Leia. Wouldn't she know of Leia's lineage and/or strength with the force? We'll see …

I have a feeling they offed the Inquisitor. If not he would have suffered for his failures. … And I think he probably knew that. (When ever he had an "I just failed" look on his face you could see the overbite and the scared look of the teenager he must have been when he fell under the spell of the dark side. And

Birdman reminded me of Funny Bones in its underlying theme of "taking it to the edge and then doing pirouettes." This one was a little too suiside-y … I mean there's like five times in Birdman where one character or the other is shown in a near suiside situation and I could have done with maybe three instead of five.

Stabbing a glowingly beautiful pregnant woman four or five times in the uterus with knife with a 6 inch blade = hard to watch.