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This was a fight that I lost so many times with my editors that I eventually quit journalism. You would not believe the number of times that reporters want to call a lie a lie, and editors walk it back because they’re scared of seeming like the reporter is “taking a side.” Telling the truth is not a demonstration of

So now it’s a political statement to say that discriminatory laws are stupid?

To be fair he didn’t get political, just “human” and “sensible.”

The idea is to work through the proper steps to resolving the conflict, not make an inappropriate response tamer.

Maybe some players figure if they’re going to kill themsleves playing in the NFL, it’s better to win a lot and thus enjoy it more along the way.

So stupid.

It’s funnier when you realize $64.11+$5.89=$70.00

This is a good joke until you realize there is not a chance in hell gronk could do that math. Edit: and then I realize that it adds up to $70, so the joke is actually perfect.

Gronk: *silently calculating*

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

But her emails.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

But it makes perfect sense...

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Why? He was the closest of any predictor.

Those are tortoises. Sorry to be a turtle-sex highlight truther.

Eh, I don’t buy that the only thing worth hoping for is a shot at a ring this year. That’s Hinkie-think. Most of the teams in the NBA have at least something going for them that will make them an entertaining TV show every other night for the next few weeks, if not all the way to June.

You can agree with wikileaks aims and still think Assange is personally creepy and probably a rapist. The hero we deserve.