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I know this article is about the Eagle’s defense, but has Wentz indeed been “excellent”? Wentz is 3rd to last in QBR, ahead of Tannehill and Case Keenum... His 6 fumbles really drag down his QBR, but he seems like a poor man’s Bradford right now - a middling QB buoyed by a fantastic defense.

FOUR first quarter touchdowns!! In his career!! I also think he only has one road win... ever. Here’s some more good ones.

You fucking idiot, she has two parents, like most humans, one of which is of Thai ancestry, and the other of which is of American ancestry.

College overtime rules are the best. Exciting and efficient. I agree though that it inflates stats, and would impact fantasy football, over/under bets, and prop bets.

This game is why NFL ratings are down.

You come here and laugh at jokes directed at everything/everyone, but when it hits a little too close to home, you get offended.

It’s just for warmups

Yours is a winner

Right, because only people who have played the sport can write about the sport.

But ask yourself if you think Romo would be any worse than 4-1 with this team, and their opponents? Do you think Romo would have lost to a bad Giants team at home?

They won’t come close to 75 wins this season, and they don’t want to. For teams like the Warriors and Cavs, the regular season doesn’t matter. As the Warriors learned last year, they just need to be healthy at the end, and they’ll be in the finals.

Very intrigued!

Suspending Tom Brady 4 games and making us watch the Patriots score 0 points at home isn’t helping the viewing experience. I know it wasn’t a primetime game, but it hurts the product.

Does he tweet dumb shit like this all the time then just delete them?

Is it bad that this woman had a price? I get it, $2 million is a lot of dough, but still...

Probably a combination of football pedigree, Joe Paterno being a living legend, the normalization of male sexual violence in America (“rape culture”), and pedophilia.

What in the hell are you even talking about? The band players are “paying for it”, in that the local ESPN Radio affiliate isn’t broadcasting the football game? Nobody listens to ECU football games on the radio, let alone the school’s band members.

If there were Power Rankings for unoriginal jokes, this would be #1, right? You can basically guarantee some iteration of this for all Buffalo or Cleveland posts.

All the Pro Tour guys have “asthma”, and they all use inhalers. It’s essentially like using a powerful Breathe Right strip, is it not? Is it sketchy? Of course. But it’s a legal loophole, as you mentioned, and nobody should be surprised.

He slid to keep the clock running. And is anyone critiquing Ryan for this?