Why do most police union leaders always seem to be the biggest meatheads? It’s like at the election meeting, they instead have a contest to see who can do the best impression of “cop who exemplifies why people dislike cops.”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

I used the same strategy to get my first serious girlfriend to sleep with me.

The guy has worn me down. I’m voting for him just so he goes away and this stupid election stuff can be over and done with forever.

My prediction? Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead. Let’s “make America great again” the same way a raging wildfire makes an ecosystem great again. It should only take him a few years to burn the entire country to the ground. Vote Trump.

I can’t wait to read Deadspin the morning after Trump wins.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

Wake up call. Stop forcing girls and women into the softball ghetto and let them play baseball. Nothing wrong with softball, but baseball is a better game. Everyone who wants to play softball, male or female, should be able to play it, but no one should be tracked into it based on gender. It’s a leftover from when…

Go Texas! Win one for the little guy!

Notre Dame is the answer. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish and their coach Brian Kelly.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Since the Chargers are asking Bosa to play “out of position” in their 3-4 defense, I think that increases his chances of underperforming. Also, leave it to the Chargers to waste a high pick on a guy that doesn’t fit their scheme.

3rd seat, I'm guessing Pedro Martinez? Ok Gentlemen, it's time to let your Soul Glo!

There's only one way to settle this... a couch-off!

<i> Has the world's moistest Jheri curl.</i> Michael Cage disagrees.