I love this movie too (for reasons passing understanding), but it’s still true that’s there’s a million ways he could have got out of showing her that video. Besides that, it is still creepy as hell to go to your best mate’s wedding, as best man (!) and make what is essentially a wank bank video of his new wife, to…

Jon Hamm is the patron saint of mid-30s unemployed male alcoholics sleeping on friend’s couches everywhere: eventually, if you have a massive dick, everything will be fine.

I’m really surprised someone hasn’t tried a The Facts of Life revival show. It’s easy enough, two or three of the original girls are now housemother’s to a new generation. Think of all the very special episodes.

Also, in five years, no one worth spending time with is really going to give a shit where you went to college.

“There’s no way of knowing which direction we are going!”

Am I wrong on this one?

$$$$. His previous project was setting up a (redundant unnecessary) concierge card for trust fund babies, so I’m sure he also pulled out the “I know important people” card. And never, ever forget the confidence of a supremely mediocre white man born into money.

Addendum: I really like the part where McFarland says he likes rap music “for some reason” as if a white guy liking rap music is a noteworthy anomaly. There’s definitely no subtext at all to some rich white 20-something techbro saying something like that.

Let’s be honest here. These sex dolls are for dudes that can’t face having an actual conversation with real women but still demand a “10".

Nah; we human women are cool with this. Weeds the sex doll guys out of the market. Win-win.

Well, there’s also this difference: Patients Cared For By Female Doctors Fare Better Than Those Treated By Men

I hate going into stores. I’m a Black woman who’s known all of her life that retailers are going to follow me from the moment I walk through the doors. I also have a curvy shape that blossomed at 15 and the 90s weren’t great for people who looked like me. Trying on clothes sucked back in the day. It was always a huge…

“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

It sickens me, but this looks almost identical to the rape trial I was a juror for: 9 women, 3 men, and a piece-of-shit defense attorney who proceeded to try and suggest that yoga pants were “asking for it” for three fucking days.

The one aspect I’m not hearing much of is how Marines are taught a Marine is a Marine, your brother, your sister, black, white, whatever. You are a Marine first and foremost, forever. Duty, Honor, Corps all that. How Marines could do this to other Marines is unbelievable to those who hold these beliefs to be…

Here’s a nice story about Amy Schumer, an emergency bathroom stop and a $2,000 good deed.

Yes but it is heavily associated with East Coast culture. To my knowledge, there’s not really a West Coast equivalent to Exeter, for example.

Pretty sure they all know it’s that small island in the South Pacific he goes to hunt humans at.

Absolutely. Now here is someone who legit understands what ‘Christian principles’ are really supposed to be about- compassion! Empathy!