I would sort of laugh if the protest move would be for everyone in the audience with a child under 3, whether breast feeding or not, to bring that child to the next ceremony.

i have always wanted to be in comedy but since disabled people are always the butt of jokes i’ve never felt like it could be a safe environment for me. people are constantly saying “comedy isnt funny anymore because everyone is censoring themselves!!!” and all i can think to myself is the majority of comedians who are…

Eh. I’ve had plenty of dudes run screaming from me based on my intellect/job/demanding personality. I’ve also dated guys that found those traits really attractive. It’s almost as if men are all unique beings with their own likes and desires...

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Marge Schott? Is that you?

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

Falling into vaginas?

Ross and Rachel were terrible for one another (I reached new levels of hatred for Ross in The One with all the Jealousy and it was exacerbated from there on out). Contrast them with Sam and Diane, which had sparkling performances so brilliantly rooted in emotional rawness, but the incompatibility was never, ever…

Oh my god. As a parent, this made me see red. As a human, this made me laugh hysterically.

Oh, girl, get some...

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

sex educator here.

“Compassionate conservative”

That’s just silly. Nobody is going to do that. ;)

I was molested in a public space as a kid and I didn’t seem “all that unwilling” either. That’s because I was paralyzed, intimidated, and mortified.

“You don’t have the rank to be telling Tom where the cookie dough is.”

If the Flaming Lips of all bands couldn’t stand him, that really says something.

Same. I was in LOVE with this boy when I was 14, and he finally asked me to be his girlfriend. It lasted about ~3 days because it freaked me out, and I avoided dating again until I was 18.

But that rug really tied the room together.