In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Love too make original content

I know exactly how Curry feels when I throw up a Jeopardy answer and walk away without hearing Trebek confirming it correct. (65% it is)

Lies! LIES! Have you ever put Milk Duds in the fridge and then tried to eat one? That’s a workout, my friend.

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

Well, RandomHookup, despite your clear expertise in this general arena, I’m not sure what you think about the average Deadspin commenter. While I’m plenty normal enough to have a woman want to marry me, I’m not exactly the type of dude somebody would spend a million dollars to fuck. My wife is definitely in a league…

Ah, there’s an important difference between you and me. I’ve always found the rapid clicking of a ratchet to be a rather appealing sound. I love using ratchet-style tools, partly for that reason..

is that smiley face supposed to represent what the hood looks like? haha

Indeed. All things in moderation. But they really do work on me.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

I had this idea to augment that one with another, called “I Can’t Wake Up”. It’s at the play store. It brings the alarm volume up gradually.

Another vote for Google Wallet, which doesn’t even receive an honorable mention. Free to use, free to transfer, add multiple bank accounts to transfer in and out of, and sending money to someone is instant (and can be instantly used via their Google Wallet card). To me, all of these combined beats anything…

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

That’s a polar bear you dunce.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

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