nope

and handcuff the briefcase to your wrist. Very fashionable.

Don’t put stuff in your suit pockets that you’re gonna need when you remove your coat.

We’re in the second decade of the 21st century. Banks literally pay you money for using plastic credit cards. Get one you HIPPY!

I think it’s time to make beer. You could probably make wine from scratch too.

The recommendations of doing a large bird makes me wonder about the practical limits of these little sous vide cookers. Gonna need a big pot and a lot of water for that turkey and a blow torch for after, and after 4 hours you might as well of deep fried the thing.

And then you leap of faith like a bird and land in the nearest hay cart. Lifehack: look for bird droppings, that’s the tell tale sign that if you just jump like a lunitic off the top of a building without looking first there’s a pile of hay beneth you.