So... lets see... how can I avoid getting locked up in an immigrant detention center... hmmmm.... lets see.... wow Im stumped.

+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Yeah. If that’s true (and I see no reason to believe it’s not), then NBC straight up lied in their statement today.

Clark Griswold would be so happy to get that Christmas ‘bonus’.

When Gawker went down it was all poor us, we did nothing wrong blah blah blah. When its someone else fuck them they deserve it because they are not us.

As Deadspin has attacked their peers across the sports reporting universe, I can only say, go fuck yourselves...

Yeah, he totally shouldn’t do this and should know better.

They tell you right up front when you get your green card that you can be booted out if you break the law. No surprise there.

In the right context, corn on pizza is Good.

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

If the military had reported Kelley’s domestic violence conviction, he would not have been able to buy that AR. Kerr should better educate himself before opining. But we’re now in the era of there’s-a-microphone-in-my-face-so-I-must-give-my-two-cents.

“Never go to football games.”

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

“Trubisky’s offense could not even manage a single first down in the second half” 

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

Latino?

Thanks for the Javy fix!

Fuck me. I just took a handful of Aleve after watching

I’d really like to see the breakdown between automation and human effort in that productivity rocket. I’m willing to bet that timeline coincides nicely with increased automation rather than a dramatic uptick in human productivity.