Okay, so one of two things happened here. Either Durant was feeling particularly feisty and wanted to tweet at a hater in the third person, or, as @harrisonmc15 theorizes, he was attempting to use a spoof account to defend his honor and forgot to log out of his main account before tweeting

you’re probably the best male blogger at Deadspin... don’t get sucked into this side man. Let the thin-skinned writers do this stuff.

Let the armchair experts start railing out the “facts.”

He’s like a kid out there: Not paying attention and screwing up.

It’s reportedly due to alcoholic cardiomyopathy, which, considering we’re talking about the guy who “spent more money on spilled liquor” than people made, makes sense. Hopefully he treats health issues and death like he did with Sting; sucker them in and then turn on them.

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

What a joke... In an effort to protect women from sexual assault, oftentimes Title IX denies that they have any agency over their own decisions/actions. “Oh, he didn’t assault you? You’re just scared of him. We’ll kick him out of school just to be safe.”

A few weekends ago my father asked me if I wanted to go see the National Team play some shitty team. I said only if it was the Women’s team and he was shocked. I’m not about to waste my time watching the guys barely beat Nicaragua or something.

Bring on Brock Lesnar. Nothing else interests me.

Holy shit...

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Not when it’s a group stage tournament and the Mexican side needed the win to advance over T&T it’s not

It sure looked like that goalie could have made the save...

I’m a lot more on board with Ronda vs Charlotte than the dumb Ronda vs Stephanie rumor that floated around a couple years back.

Players get an opportunity to look over the puzzle and set out a plan

Tim Marchman is a typical bitch of a Sox fan. You cannot even focus on your team in an article you are paid to write about your shitty team without rage-venting that your only anger about the trade is that it is with the Cubs. You are the reason not a single Cubs fan feels bad for you. YOU GOT OUR WORST. And no it…

The press tour is a disaster.

Wow. Great post. One additional observation - he masks the intention of that serve so well. On all four of those serves in the video, Berdych has no idea where the ball is going until it’s way too late. Damn.

“Complete dominance” by Team Sky, eh? You posted this three minutes ago. Team Sky broke and Froome lost the yellow jersey to Aru nearly an hour ago.

He really let all those tourists down today.