“Am I under arrest?”

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Why is this showing on my feed on 12.20.2016????

Bars close at 2:00am here.

Not really true (at least in the US/Canada) with respect to particularly violent acts that are not a part of the game.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

Fuck yeah.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.