I’m saying that people should stop doing that, they’ve lost their capability to say ‘this episode was slow lets see where it’s going’ or ‘this episode was weak but on the whole this season has been good...’ It’s turned into college football, whoever has the ball last wins. The first 5 minutes of the first episode of…

I live right around where the PA portions of The Corrections are set and you immediately get the sense that he never bothered to listen or talk to anyone in his time here and thus was incapable of making them gel as authentic characters.

Sex in The Corrections is pretty gross and I remember hearing that there was some bad sex in the book he followed up with. Man I hate Franzen. But also, our culture needs to stop reviewing things that arent done yet.

Protection should be discussed and agreed on as a prerequisite for sex but having said that condoms suck no matter how they’re studied.

I was going to say that maybe we could try consistency as a gimick, since we’ve tried everything else with no luck. Then I remember that during the height of Reid McNabb I was in favor of blowing up the team because ‘we just cant get over the hill with these two.’

King Buzzo said it was bullshit. I trust him.

It’s pretty rampant in music writing to talk about a female artist’s looks, or how in love with her the writer is, or any other romantic inclinations like who she used to date. It’s completely awful.

Hey, married longer than my parents.

Take the time to learn basic bike maintenance. You dont want to be a guy who has to lug his bike to a shop for the equivalent of calling a handyman to change your lightbulbs, and you dont want to get somewhere and not know how to fix something well enough so you can get back without dispatching an SOS.

This movie will probably be as bland as all the other ones, and point taken that it would be better to have an age appropriate actress play the lead, but on the devil’s advocate tip there are four other women billed in their mid 30s or older and it cant get much easier than getting a Lawrence vehicle funded. That in…

I dont think they look especially alike.

Wouldn’t that be the difference between games press and games blogger?

The fuck is a MOBA?

Max was robbed, lets be real. This season had a high average of talent but no real breakouts. I also feel like it was engineered somewhat around the returning queen conceit, which I always hate in competition shows. But they rushed out a few high caliber contestants to add drama when they all got a chance to return,…

Ron Bennington sleepwalked through an interview with Gordon recently and she really wasn't going to do any of the lifting, especially when he didn't seem to know very much about her and asked some fairly callous questions about Sonic Youth getting back together, the band breaking up, and Kurt Cobain. I was pretty…

If you're looking at a veloster on the open road you are bar none watching someone drive like a total fucking douchebag.

Is she in The Slap? That would be the greater outrage.

You dont need to take your shirt off to get a tattoo there, Rex.

You are not kidding about mattress salesmen. One rainy ass labor day I went to sears to buy a mattress and the guy was such an overbearing, sad sack cliche I faked a phone call and ran away rather than tell him I was going to see if I liked the Ikea mattresses better. I'm pretty sure he would've blown his brains out…

JK Rowling is like "pshhh, amateurs. On screen action, dont you know you can just retcon all this shit?"