Over the last few years Alex has given less and less of a fuck about being a genial host and really pushed forward his own (I'm assuming) personality. It's occasionally cantankerous and frequently sarcastic. It's the reason he's the best host on TV. And currently really loving Rooks, I hope she fucking stomps it…

Stories like this are important. He fucked up and said he fucked up and is making an effort to not fuck up again. He can go on and so can we. It shows that the people making an effort to improve things aren't a mob salting the Earth behind them, or a mafia that is going to black ball someone because of a mistake. …

The absolute last word in fall beverages should be horchata. It's spiced and sweet but doesn't taste like a diabetic baby threw up in a carton of half and half. It's great with all kinds of food, at any time of day. It's cultural but easy to pronounce. It's so good that shitty ass Vampire Weekend couldn't fuck it…

Dont know why they'd do it for weed rehab but just yesterday my brother was telling me how amazingly well all his developmentally disabled students do in equine therapy. He says it's by far the most successful program his school runs.

The home plate umpire is forbidden to take the ball out to the pitcher any time the catcher gets backsacked by a change up in the dirt.

Big Jay Oakerson on his podcast with Dan Soder (funny shit go find it) said that if you showed Goonies from the parent's perspective it would look like the movie Prisoners.

I didn't ever read him as gay, even after she said it and I reread the books to specifically see him as gay. And as a matter of fact his one gay relationship puts him in a really negative spot in his life. Dumbledore is always going to be asexual in my mind. Authors dont have the final say on their characters,…

If your restaurant is any good why is it in Florida?

And hey, I wanted another Wild Flag album.

Every further success is another nail in the coffin of Sleater-Kinney ever playing again. Goddamnit.

Khaela Maricich did write an album for Lindsey Lohan, so there is precedence.

It is a weird comment. But I dont mean the blind date itself, I mean all the other stuff that this stranger is doing and saying. It sets up a good story, it's constructed to get maximum punch out of the reveal, but lets take a picture in front of the love sculpture, you're stunning, you're a catch are just dick pics…

I'm cynical but I think it's funny that people are perfectly alright with the artificiality of the beginning of that blind date and then surprised at where it goes. I would be as equally horrified at someone framing our first meeting in such a contrived rom com context (#romcontext) as then receiving unsolicited…

It's your right as a consumer to not purchase his product, and it's your right as a journalist to promote allegations and accounts concerning him. But shouldn't you be a little more respectful of Cyrus' personal experience with Richardson? I'm not comfortable with the idea that someone should be blacklisted on…

My belief system doesn't line up with this woman's at all, but I dont know that I can get behind an institution trying to force a parent out of a medical decision. I think it's totally appropriate, and even really smart, to ask a parent to step out so the kid could maybe deal with some stuff they dont want to say in…

They dont mean gay so much as 'not straight' and also straight in their vocabulary means 'normal.' I dont subscribe to it and obviously our current popular definitions of sexuality are and always have been woefully inadequate to describe real world sexuality. Or really they fail in even making an attempt to…

Get some orange slices, pussy.

I watch Jeopardy every day, I really like Julia for her very unassuming game and I really like Chu for his very aggressive game. She has had more success than Chu but if you put Chu and Julia head to head I actually thing Chu would stomp her. Julia is lightening quick and builds insane momentum for herself, but…

Can you imagine dating Helen Mirren who proceeds to tell you she doesn't want kids and hates marriage? Would you ever stop jumping up and down?

Funny is a completely subjective concept so the joke being funny or unfunny doesn't really matter here. My own opinion on the matter is that even though her joke references rape it is not strictly the kind of joke that creates a permissive or dismissive attitude to rape or rape victims. Opinion is the optimal word…