It’s not the washing of the surfaces that is the problem with house cleaning, though. It’s getting all of the crap put away so that you CAN wash the surfaces.

And then he dabbed.

That’s a giant bottle of amoxicillin. #6yearsofpharmacyschool

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

Not much. What’s up with you?

WHAT’S UPDOG???????

Solid advice on uptalk, but I find updog more useful in most situations.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

This got me good, real good.

Baron Von Cherokee of Jeep. :)

It’s always interesting to see the dull motherfuckers who constantly seem to forget where they are.

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Kristen Stewart IS Rosa Parks in “Does This Bus Go To Freedom?”

ummm, I’m not sure what exactly is wrong with your sister, that name is, AWESOME. That’s a name of a guy who knows how to party and make a bomb out of old car parts. That’s setting a kid up for success.

You should have just used Racecar backwards as a sly nod, like Heaven and Nevaeh.

“Not all snakes are poisonous, and almost all of them go out of their way to stay away from you.”

+1