The MPAA. MPAA stands for Mammon, Pazuzu, Azathoth and Abraxas.

That’s a giant bottle of amoxicillin. #6yearsofpharmacyschool

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

Not much. What’s up with you?

WHAT’S UPDOG???????

Solid advice on uptalk, but I find updog more useful in most situations.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

for his dimentia.

This got me good, real good.

Baron Von Cherokee of Jeep. :)

I engineered bacteria to highjack the DNA of host bodies to create hideous mutations and hopefully someday (knock on wood) super powers. 

It’s always interesting to see the dull motherfuckers who constantly seem to forget where they are.

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

“this post didn’t change my life” - you, probably

Oh I think Hannity understands calling things black alright.

I would have gone with millions of working class, Evangelical rural whites voting for a billionaire reality TV star who lives atop a golden tower in Manhattan, as a protest against, “big-city media elites.”

I chose not to believe you, and tried to watch it. I was wrong. I was SO WRONG! I had to stop at the halfway mark because I started to feel drowsy.