“Not all snakes are poisonous, and almost all of them go out of their way to stay away from you.”

+1

I actually said to someone just yesterday how frustrating it would be to design cars for Chevy. “We really like what you did there, but if you could make it look all of our other cars, only 3 inches shorter, that would be great, mmkay.”

And then an engineer who’s never built a thing in his life to decide where to hide all the bolts so it is impossible to work on without dismantling something else.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

It’s called a KILT, hello?

Right? Even I was surprised that that typo skirted by the kinja police!

Congratulations!

Can they go back to showing Strongman competitions over night again? And other weirdo sports. Those were the best days of ESPN.

Took me quite a long time to realize that the gas gauge has an arrow indicating which side the filler is on.

One does not simply don the mithril links...

One does not simply don the mithril links...

Horrible idea. The engine is only going to get the lightest atmospheric elements like Argon and won’t be able to sustain combustion.

what’s the deal with hispiters!!!

My uncle works at a dealership is how i know.

All American cars have a universal key anyone can use until they’re paid off, then you get your own personal lock. It is a big incentive to pay off the car quickly.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

If they made them "all you can eat" salad bars, people would end up taking *less* food, because they would get full before they could end up taking a "tower" worth of food.