Troll commenters here gotta troll, and unfortunately some commenters don’t know how to not feed trolls.

I love how butt-hurt you got and just completely disregarded the crucial, and valid, point of decision-makers heading up departments that have zero qualifications for.

It’s not like conservatives enjoy technology and science…

HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS BANANAS BATMAN!

What a way to start my morning.

And that’s without my plan to fill this jug of sweet tea with four 5 hour energy containers!!!!

Cat’s in the Cradle was Harry Chapin.

“Cat’s Cradle” is by Harry Chapin, not Cat Stevens.

“Not all snakes are poisonous, and almost all of them go out of their way to stay away from you.”

+1

I actually said to someone just yesterday how frustrating it would be to design cars for Chevy. “We really like what you did there, but if you could make it look all of our other cars, only 3 inches shorter, that would be great, mmkay.”

And then an engineer who’s never built a thing in his life to decide where to hide all the bolts so it is impossible to work on without dismantling something else.

hermit crabs climb trees too

But these are the biggest!

This doesn’t make me feel any better about the prospect of a killer coconut crab sneak attacking me from a palm tree tho.

I’d be happy with some new watch faces....

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

It’s called a KILT, hello?

Right? Even I was surprised that that typo skirted by the kinja police!

Bikes in general are too damn expensive, period. It sucks.