That strawman you built is very snobby.

That’s the kind of inside knowledge I come here to read.

Ford just got owned! This Mitsubishi has 1)4 wheels 2)doors 3)a fossil-fuel-based power plant 4)manual instruments to control velocity along two axes. Exactly the same as the Mustang.

I am from the deep south. I have heard the term “white boy” all of my life. I neither take offense to it nor have ever connected it to “white trash,” a term which somewhat accurately defines me and one I do find offensive.

Coudl’ve been worse.

nah

Yah.

There is a special place in hell for people who fake food allergies.

literally every man, ever

I can’t speak to its quality because it’s not been shipped yet, but I backed this product on Kickstarter because it looks to have solved a couple of the problems I’ve had with rigid minimalist wallets.

I can’t speak to its quality because it’s not been shipped yet, but I backed this product on Kickstarter because it…

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

This is great, because it will never ever come across as creepy. Especially when I volunteer at the senior’s center.

Did she stiff you on a tip? Cut you off in traffic? Kick your dog?

Humans are, quite literally, festering piles of goo, yet it’s okay to kiss them in all kinds of unmentionable places.

It’s only fair that you should also advise people to beat you when you engage in unwanted behavior. I’d be happy to hit you if I saw you hit a dog.

Glad they got their 12-year-old nephew to do the illustration for the poster.

As I understand it, its “current state” still makes it way more reliable than a human driver.

I, having once been an adolescent jerk, am even refraining from offering to beat Dyne as a counterpoint to exhorting the parents of the offending child to beat him or her.

I typed “no chill” into Google and it brought me to this comment. Seriously. You’re going to give yourself a coronary caring about how other people spend their money.

Counterpoint: I like black cars and I don’t care what color other people’s cars are because they are not mine.