I am from the deep south. I have heard the term “white boy” all of my life. I neither take offense to it nor have ever connected it to “white trash,” a term which somewhat accurately defines me and one I do find offensive.

The Third Eye Blind block quote is a shudder-inducing bit of cringe.

John Mayer?!

I absolutely love it. The roll call is a masterpiece of modern film-making.

Blistering take. You shop at Hot Topic?

Coudl’ve been worse.

That’s the kind of hard-hitting question real journalists should be asking.

nah

Yah.

There is a special place in hell for people who fake food allergies.

Edit: I’m going to assume you weren’t joking. The adverb “freely” does not mean the same as the adjective “free.” Furthermore “free” can mean “without cost” in some contexts, but in my case it means “unfettered” or “without censorship.”

Where do you live, China? If not, you can build a website and spout any old bullshit you want to.

If only we could go back to trouble-free world of yesteryear! Remember that time there was no social unrest, no military conflict and no oppressive political regimes? All that stuff is definitely the internet’s fault. We should turn it off so that we can’t directly and freely share our ideas anymore. Best to get our…

Brought about, no doubt, by all of this talk about dry vaginas.

Humans are gross. Babies just don’t try to hide it.

It was a comment on the vertical video.

I stopped watching this show when they got to the farm and boring shit happened. So I have a couple of questions: 1. Who is pretty Jesus? 2. Should I go back and watch this show?

That’s a surprisingly effective way to convey the idea of speed. Kudos, 40-year-old TV show!

It sounds like Jony Ive designed your comment and it sucks.