I suppose you’re referring to his doctoral thesis, “The Energy Generated by Strong Emotional Connections in H. Sapiens” by Hugh Anthony Cregg III?

Wouldn’t the ether and alcohol evaporate? Most vanilla extracts have a pretty high alcohol content, anyway.

Somebody tried out all of the recipes.

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Yes, VIZIO. The cheap brand your dad bought you to take to college ten years ago is now making some really terrific TVs

Sigh.

Ugh. Tacos are so ‘90s.

I agree. I was just joshing. “Disgusting” is taking it a bit far.

I am deeply troubled and confused about what hellishly unkempt body part upon which you are forcing that unfortunate reptile to crawl.

Couple of things. 1) Of course it does nothing for you if you don’t own one. Even then it would only be able to do a limited number of things for you. Computers generally require some human interaction. 2) Why are you sorry? Did you break something?

As an LSU graduate, I can certainly attest to the fact that you don’t have a football team.

So let me get this straight. Guy Fieri (pronounced with a “D”), who has a gimmicky shtick visible from orbit, is complaining about Tony Bourdain’s equally-irritating shtick?

Perhaps C.T. Rex Pope meant “Canuck with a horrible Scots accent” when he wrote American. That’s how I usually mean it.

Dr. Carson says it’s 6,000 years tops.

Siler would post every day.

Erring on the side of Idiocracy.

Looks like I’ve got 11 albums worth of listening to do. Good call, Matador.

3) It’s deliberately meant to have a religiously-inspired flaming sword look.

*Literally* literally lol.

Roger Ebert liked it.