I am not a “car person” but that is, perhaps, the most beautiful automobile I have ever seen. I’ll take two in black.
I am not a “car person” but that is, perhaps, the most beautiful automobile I have ever seen. I’ll take two in black.
I hate phonics addicts so much. Breaking into libraries for a fix . . . always pressuring their peers with “come on man, one little syllable isn’t going to hurt you.”
Recipient of the 2015 “most creative way to start a forest fire” award.
I agree. I like my steak medium rare, but with no pink.
not only does this ‘bot really look like a person
Sorry we were on your lawn. We’ll get off now.
At first I was all like “EIGHT GRAND!?” but then I saw it could hold an entire six pack.
I could hook this up to my Scooty Puff Jr. and watch Real Housewives while I’m at the Wal-Mart.
Then AT&T are liable for allowing people to spread slanderous gossip over the phone.
You can be my wingman anytime, InsertBullets.
Seems legit.
Ahh Foo Fighters. Wasn’t that one guy in a real band once?
It is possible to be a cool Canadian Jew.
I meant “music” not “self-congratulatory schlock.”
I’d have to do as much coke as Bublé in order to make it through more than a whole song without shooting myself.
Sebadoh called and they want their discordant mess back.
I’m a big fan of the BeeGees.
I’ve never heard of them because I like to frequent places where people take showers.
Sure! I’m sure I have a cassette tape here somewhere.