Why don’t you suggest a band that’s cool so I can make fun of it?

I work in IT and I keep looking for a show that gets IT correct

There’s one in Baton Rouge, LA near the campus of LSU that has been a Middle Eastern grocery and restaurant for at least 20 years (way longer than it was a Pizza Hut).

I genuinely had a difficult time deciphering that sentence. Still not sure what “off” means.

forfe the neck/head back and up, especially ina belly flop type of off.

Always loved the hairy, pimpled closeups.

He’s stuck around in the majors for two decades with a dismal lifetime ERA of over 4, a near break-even record and only 1,500 Ks. I want to like him for his tenacity, but he just comes across as a clueless douche.

That’s an almost textbook definition of case modding.

Why not cover the whole helmet with it?

The second cutest infestation ever (after Mitch Hedberg’s koalas).

Listening to one person’s awful taste in music is bad enough.

Not gonna lie, I would eat a dark chocolate brownie with sour cream on purpose.

No. There’s no way that’s correct.

... and a restaurant named after a lady, and a train named after a city.

We’ll start saying “soda” when you motherfuckers learn how to say “pecan” correctly. ;)

Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, cystic fibrosis . . . all caused by fucked up (that’s the appropriate scientific term) proteins. This might not lead to a direct treatment, but it helps scientists better understand how proteins work.

There’s always Fox News . . .

1. This most definitely has to be where Tom Hardy found Bane’s voice.

I bet that would actually taste pretty good.

I want to believe it. It’s actually kind of sweet and romantic in a weird way.