I’m not a scientist by your definition, either, but I understand enough about biology to get how a vaccine works.

I did it! Once out of a hundred.

This is good point. On one hand, I don’t want autonomy to be taken away from people with disabilities or limited mobility, but on the other hand we must consider the safety of other people (pedestrians, bikers and vehicle operators) on the road.

I don’t like my phone making any decisions for me. Auto-correct and auto-caps are the first thing to go when I set one up.

Somebody left the cake out in the rain. Oh, no! I was gonna eat that cake but now it’s all wet and I don’t think I want any.

Seems like teaching it the difference between “lay” and “lie” would be easy, though.

But there’s nothing like going home and having a nice lie-down after a hard minute of maneuvering your car out of a tight parking space.

Yep. I’m THAT kind of asshole. Avoiding hypocrisy is not my strong suit.

It’s basically the most Android iPhone ever!

That movie is a classic. I watch it every couple of years and it never fails to pick up my mood.

Sexy Vulcan spin.

Yep.

Yes. This one internet test represents the sum total of the entire American education system. Thanks, mate.

Make sure the band is a quartet for ultimate irony.

This is the second yoga mat post in as many weeks. If the guys who make the seaweed mat combine forces with the slap bracelet yoga mat inventors, then all of Liszewski’s dreams will come true. Man-buns will abound, all the tattoos will be American Traditional, all of the coffee will be fair trade and organic. Harmony…

It’s great in theory, but at only 6 inches it’s hardly a tablet. The thing that really distinguishes my tablet from my phone is real estate.

That pillow is boss.

Exactly. Here’s my town’s flag . . .

The Order of the Golden Fleece. Founded by Philip the Good.

Not too bad, really.