I guess there aren’t many German speakers reading your comment. If there were, it would’ve killed.

At first I was like: “You got duped with this photo. It looks super fake and posterized and the copy is not legitimate to the period at all.” Then I found myself hoping you know that already.

Shouldn’t the first one read Silly[Cross]Walk?

When your great grandparents were kids there was no polio vaccine.

I have. You’re right that I didn’t take children with disabilities into consideration when I made that blanket statement.

It’s not about food. It’s about testing boundaries. It’s okay for a kid to go hungry for a day. If they pitch a shit fit and you give in an hour later and give them mac and cheese, they’ve won and you’ve lost.

Guy 1: Oh shit. Texaco has escaped. Again.

That’s the end of your session for today, Dr. Spaceman. We’ll see you next week. Also, your insurance is no longer accepted, so you’ll need to pay the $125 per hour fee in cash.

Kids are only picky eaters if you let them be.

And I unquestioningly trust AT&T to decide when “heavy traffic” is occurring. They only have my best interests at heart.

I have the original unlimited plan. Last month AT&T emailed me that I had reached 3.5 GB and they’d begin throttling me once I reached 5GB (about 3 days before the new cycle began).

Clear and easy to understand. No Engrish here.

This is so damned cool I can’t stand it! Look at those teeth! It’s a 50 foot reptilian monster and we only missed living alongside it by about 65 million years. I do hope technology allows us to get an as-close-to-perfect-as-possible simulacrum, be it virtual reality or robotic, in my lifetime.

Winona seemed drunk. And not the pleasantly-funny, had-a-couple-because-she-was-nervous drunk, but more like the sad-old-lady-at-the-corner-bar-hitting-on-young-guys-and-getting-into-arguments drunk.

Long press, for example, highlights a word on a webpage. If I understand correctly, force touch will bring up a definition. I suppose app developers will be able to define the behavior (within Apple’s limits, of course), the result of which will be increased functionality.

That’s what the lettuce is for. To feed the space cows, duh.

Then don’t binge watch. Watch one episode at a time. I like to watch several episodes in a row, so I do. I would have never hung in there with Warehouse 13 or Supernatural or countless other sci-fi crap shows if it weren’t for binge watching.

Way to stay irrelevant, Hulu!

I traverse the Horace Wilkinson twice daily. I’ve driven in Houston, San Francisco and New York (among others), all cities with massive populations compared to Baton Rouge, and none of them have the awful traffic we do (though Houston is still pretty bad).