I’m a vegetarian and even I kind of hate you. If the cow HAS to die, you may as well eat it as it is intended.

Anybody, husband or no, who puts Sriracha on ravioli is not worth tears. Only ridicule.

I sure hope so! I’ve got a freezer full and I need a new recipe.

A Louisiana company called Zapp’s makes Crawtators. They are regular old kettle chips with crawfish seasoning. Pretty sure there’s no crustacean in them. https://www.zapps.com/zapps-cajun-cr…

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Make it 12 and throw in chips and salsa for me.

Did you hear that there are 6.022/18*10^26 molecules of chemicals in every liter of tap water you drink?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!????!?!??!?!??!?

THE Highlander. There can be only one.

I absolutely LOVE this movie. It is the very best post-Jim Muppets project ever and even beats out a couple of things they did with him at the helm.

"Everything" is the only "ing" word we leave intact in the Southern US. We say "runnin' and gunnin', readin' and writin', givin' and takin'," etc. but "everything" is pronounced "EV-ry-thang." It's all about flow.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I don't think that's how the server meant it. He or she clearly knew that shrimp is a shellfish and was probably trying to reassure the diner that no one had shrimpy hands from shelling them, and that being pre-shelled they were just thrown from their container into the cooking vessel, thereby limiting…

Good god there are a lot of lamp-related articles on this site! http://gizmodo.com/tag/lamp. Are you colluding with my wife?

Good god there are a lot of lamp-related articles on this site! http://gizmodo.com/tag/lamp. Are you colluding with…

Mmmm ... that moon air is EXTRA soft tonight!

You should post a picture of your setup. Lots of folks might be interested in trying it for themselves.

Ah, the stench on your clothing, the sickly yellow nails, that sexy, raspy cough when you laugh too hard. Go on, admit it. You miss it.

Ah, the stench on your clothing, the sickly yellow nails, that sexy, raspy cough when you laugh too hard. Go on,…

I made 7 years in November. I never got a chance to have a sentimental relationship with a Zippo because I kept losing them! I must have purchased five identical matte-black finish ones from my smoke shop before I just gave up started buying Bics again.

I made 7 years in November. I never got a chance to have a sentimental relationship with a Zippo because I kept…

The problem seems to be that you're the kind of guy who expects sex for buying a plane ticket. Maybe she could sense that?

I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.

Forget what I wrote earlier about MAYBE being the greatest writer of the 21st century. Status confirmed.