I know right?! He should receive some kind of punishment for that. Like, being locked away from society for a decade or so. If a thing like that were to happen, and were he to acknowledge publicly that what he did was wrong, then maybe we could listen to what he has to say and not label him as a "junkie" and a…

Make sure to keep a printed backup just in case. Stash it somewhere safe, like under the doormat next to the spare key.

Are you sure? I always assumed that Canada was like Hoth with cheese fries.

I was thinking the only people who'd vote for them would be the ones who can't use an apostrophe properly.

* Half-heartedly offering $1 to bum a smoke.

You should have included a picture of yourself and not just an empty grocery aisle.