Admitting to mistakes is so ‘90s. This is 2019 - double down on your misspelling and act like you meant to make a Level-9 Dad Pun the whole time.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

“If he doesn’t, and the Raptors win, do they get the asterisk for beating the Warriors without Durant, or do the Warriors get asterisks for titles they won with him?”

Venture capital is inherently a game of odds, where you get a lot of rich people with a lot of assets, pool those assets and throw them at 100 ideas you think MIGHT make money and knowing only one or two needs to be a hit. It isn’t about investing in the best tech or product, it’s about investing in something that may…

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Always Highlight Truthers.

So you’re basically saying this is the Jim-Edmonds-letting-up-just-before-he-gets-to-a-ball-so-he-can-make-it-look-more-difficult-by-diving-instead-of-just-making-a-running-catch of pizza highlights?

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

Truly Deadspin is the land of hot takes, no matter what the sport.

The man is a hero. Aprons are just front capes.

Not to be all “get off my lawn,” but this is entirely his fault - he should have called “behind you” to his fellow kitchen worker, instead he created a situation where he had to bail out a teammate as a result of his own malfeasance. All I see here is a showboating glory boy. 

There are a lot of ways that could’ve gone wrong. His footwork is the real key here. He keeps his left foot down once the hit occurs and pivots with the trajectory of the pizza so it doesn’t land on his shirt, fall to the ground or get scalded with grease. He then backs it up to let the momentum of the pizza do the…

“bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

The Hut Fumble

papa juan.

Sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Hernán Pérez here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Hernán, in Milwaukee.

Shot to the heart! And Turner’s too late. McCann gives catchers a bad name!

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Not a great, or even good player, certainly. And tweeting out a thinly-disguised gun threat against his old school definitely puts him in bad company as a human being.