Fair enough. For the next Jeopardy article:

I knew that thanks to Wedding Crashers and a basic understanding of Maryland geography (not from the state, have spent time there). “Sailing is like sex to these people!”

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

There’s no excuse for bad dancing 

So one young jock hit the other young jock in his young jock and then danced around to Yung Joc?  Makes sense to me.

try to remove a deceased parent’s head one time and they label you brain damaged...unbelievable

The stress of it is crushing; there’s nothing that can make it work.  

He was definitely trying to kick out his leg to draw a foul.

So, obviously it sucks that Thompson got hurt and nobody wants that, but... Why the fuck did he land like that?? Look at that slo-mo gif. He starts spreading his legs, super wide, in mid air. It doesn’t look like he was bumped, it’s not that his feet hit the ground and he slipped into the splits. He just starts…

Klay’s death drop needs work before it’s Drag Race-worthy.

Boogie is why the Warriors won this game, he fucked up the Raptors rotations both on defense and offense—he definitely wasn’t the best player on the court, on either ends of the court, but he fucked with the defense enough, and was enough of a presence to give the Warriors room to breath.

Around the 4 minute mark, Toronto had 3 consecutive possessions where they were set on taking 3's (the first may have been a toe-on-the-line long 2). The lead was single digits and they had 4 minutes to play. Why they didn't at least TRY to force the ball inside is baffling to me (AND they ran the shot clock down on…

The Lions want CJ to be a team ambassador; spreading goodwill and cheer, probably in person as well as through various media channels. They want to use CJ’s likeness, his person, his image, his time, and whatever social/media networks he has.

tone is subjective. I think 100% of this argument is in your own reading of it.

He isn’t “owed” anything, no; the Lions took that money back in full accordance with the contract he signed in accordance with the CBA.

Dude, you had...

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

He traveled.