Yeah, this is a good call. What age would you think you’re too old to be wearing some other dudes’s jersey? 26?

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Then I saw Drake pretend he was on the team again and I wanted to punch my television into a million tiny pieces.

I’m a Warriors fan and found it hard to gin up much hate for the Raptors going into the series. Most of their guys are either cool or nondescript and they seem free of goons and ref-baiters. Their fans are a little thirsty, but whatever. This wasn’t like playing Houston, where it felt like a referendum on that…

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

A highly underrated “one of the great quotable flicks” of all time.

Juuuust a bit outside

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

Joke’s on her. The photographer now gets to punch her in the mouth per the unwritten rules of baseball and/or the Cubs’ return to play contract.

Look, its been almost a year since he wanted to cut off his father’s head, and he only had two Glocks, three rifles, and a suppressor for a handgun in his truck at the time.  Nothing too crazy, like live grenades or whatever.

 a man who for his own health probably shouldn’t be playing football.

Pedroia homered to lead off game 1 of the World Series against Colorado at Fenway and then before game 3 at Coors Field was stopped by security and asked for ID.

He will exit screaming, at a time to be determined, but if it is say a year or two years from now—a walk and a foul-out, or whatever else he can manage—it wouldn’t be surprising. Whenever he has even that much to give, Pedroia will go ahead and give it.

You also need to never, ever wear those same clothes to the office again. Sure, you didn’t shit on your shirt (or I hope to god you didn’t) but you don’t want people to think “Oh yeah, that’s the purple-and-yellow shirt Dave shat himself in. Ol’ Dave’s shittin’ shirt. God, that guy, just shitting himself all the time…

“The toughest part of this whole thing is, if Dustin retires I’ll never get another chance to slide 10 feet past the bag and use my spikes to injure him. Takes all the fun out of the game for me.”

I mean...

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...