You’re either looking to start an argument or the most triggered person on the planet.

I feel bad for your poor, addled, broken post-millennial mind that you’re capable of making a pop-culture reference to a Batman show from the 60's, but go on the warpath when someone makes fun of Halliburton because 20 years ago might as well be prehistory for you.

I’m sorry I made fun of you. :(

lol, how old are you? like, are you legitimately a 12 year old?

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

Someone’s been buying their milk from Halliburton.

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

Those pigeons were talkin shit.

So much pearl-clutching in the comments. Pigeons are tough birds. Those in the video are flying away without any trouble. And I bet every single person posting something like that isn’t batting an eye chowing down on various meat and dairy products.

Counterpoint: you’re not cool

If this kid is smart, he’ll kill two birds with one bird.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

That’s easy.

Needs a Lamborghini? If only he had been on the Edens on the evening of August 27, 2007.

OW ME BACK

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing.