Could the Raptors flip him?

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

I’m suprised you missed the one where this asshat casually mentions slapping his kid in a rush to jilt a parking attendant out of $57.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

Croatia and the under for the contrarian bet vs an actual French guy, and I was dead wrong. I don’t mind losing the dough, but I hate losing to a frog.

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Unlike his buddy Trump, he doesn't like to get wet.

John Paxson is untouchable in Chicago. He’s been in upper management since 2003 and his head is never on the chopping block. He could sign Dave Corzine today to $40,000,000 and he would still keep his job another 15 years.  

Hey, lay off. The whole concept of “defending” is still foreign to Devin Booker.

+1 RimSchott 

Congrats, but I’m still glad she sold the Reds.

“Not many people know this because the fake news won’t report it, but I’m a very good golfer. And I never cheat. You know, a lot of people cheat when they play. Obama, ohhhhh, was he ever a cheater. Everybody used to say that, right? Big cheater. People, they’ll take gimmees on every hole - you know what a gimmee is?…

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

is this a first? or does this guy have a track record of pulling things like this?

Wow, the winner saw his opening and just Balew by them both.

The Lakers could have taken a small risk on Cousins, for less than half of what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is getting next season

Just sign every head case in the NBA to 1-year deals. I’ll re-up League Pass to watch it burn.

Unless they can get Kawhi, I think LeBron is punting this year.  Don’t be surprised when he goes to Miami in January for “rehab” like he did in that first year back in Cleveland, except this time for three weeks.

The Story of the 2018-2019 Lakers as told by Jimbojoebob:

You mean NBA Champion Swaggy P.