It’s pronounced “Mar-Lee,” asshat. I was on Team USA. Look me up when your Boost Mobile minutes get re-upped next month.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

Jesus, did a hyphen kill that guy’s parents? That is obscene.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

“they responded to Jordan’s rejection by signing [gulp] Zaza Pachulia and [GULP] JaVale McGee, “

.261? Talk about a false idol!

Manager [walking through clubhouse to his office]: “Congratulations Tim, you’re an all-star!”
Tebow: “Thanks skip, but the only real all-star is Je-”
Manager: [slams office door]

It’s nice that he continues to persist with this dream of his, since he’s helping to spread Christianity wherever he goes. The usual form is in comments people make about him, such as “Jesus, look at that awful swing” or “Christ, he really does suck”.

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

That was criminal-action-comedy movie role played to perfection

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

+1 terra cotta army

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

My point isn't about me. The fact that my attempts to participate in the conversation to affect real change are unwelcome is a problem and are in line with the original comment in this thread.

True. Her swing is fucking garbage. 

Diego uses a shovel for his key bumps.

I mean, keep in mind that Maradona is essentially an animated pile of cocaine. He’s not exactly known for his decision making.

He needs to Diego Simadona