Like just imagine describing today’s events to literally anyone five years ago. They would have you fucking committed. It sounds too insane to even be the stuff of dreams or psychedelics and yet here we are living it.

“Of course he’s going to the Lakers. He was going to sign with the Sixers, but then they got rid of their handsome, normal-collar-wearing GM, and now he wants nothing to do with them.”

All of us are alive, but how many of us have truly lived?

No shirt, no shoes, no fucks.

Beat me to a variation of the joke.

Helmet to helmet contact.

Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, ...

Scissoring is the new team building fad.

Speed Scissoring

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

At no point during that video did I hear either man say “no homo”.

He came in through the bathroom, Winslow
Protected by a silver spoon
But now he soldiers on and wanders
By the mobile homes of her own lagoon

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

psssssssssssst. He was being facetious.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

Lebron needs to sign with Golden State, thus completing the NBA’s transition to the truest form of basketball league: The Harlem Globetrotters and 29 Washington Generals teams.

Came here just to make sure somebody said this.

Sounds like DePriest needs to find DeJesus

Small Left Eye Lopes