how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?

His shoes are more like Poo Balance, amirite?

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

Other citizens traumatized by this are encouraged to come forward and be part of the #MePoo movement.

Shitty Councilman Caught Brown-Handed

instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way

Still retaining your amateur status?

Can we just talk about how poor the ergonomics of pooping in that position are? I would totally poop all over my own pants with my ass up in the air like that. Maybe that’s why I’m not a professional mad pooper.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Shit just got real.

Dude is shit out of luck

Horace isn’t a HoF’er but he was definitely a very key cog for the first three titles, and they really missed his post presence in the years minus him and before Rodman.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Too bad there isn’t a way to go full Popovich and call up their entire Low A ball roster for the game.

Ligaments don’t really care how much money you make though. Playing every day is hard. Playing 3 times in 24 hours is very hard. I’m not sure most of us are in a position to tell Aaron Judge to toughen up.

Eh, I think the argument is less about position players (although if you had to work until midnight, immediately board a flight, maybe get 3-4 hours of sleep, and then go back to work for a double-shift, your performance would suffer no matter what career you’re in) and more about relief pitchers. As someone else…

You’re right, I was angry, I was upset.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.