In his homeland of Turkey this known as a stupid, stupid look.

I think it’s toadally funny.

Good God.

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I can feel this conversation getting very stupid on both sides of the LeBron has had it easy/no, Jordan had it easy debate, so I’m just going to say that LeBron faced much crappier competition in the ECF, while he faced much harder competition in the Finals, and leave it at that.

Don’t be. I excitedly explained it to my wife, and she just rolled her eyes.

The “Wade Boggs Challenge” is not for everyone.

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

Weird, the name on the ticket said SkyMiles Davis.

I have t shirts older than him, little punk.

His birthday is October 25, 1998. I want to die.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

In 8 seasons, Trout has 58.2 bWAR compared to Harper’s 26.4 bWAR in 7 seasons.

My face! I think it’s broken!

Florida Man is the gift that keeps on giving.

I feel sad for Noey Bats.

Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.

Lest no one forget who the real culprit is: Major League Baseball and Bud Selig. They orchestrated this mess when they bought the Expos from Loria and gifted him the Marlins from Henry, who in turn bought the Red Sox. They effectively killed baseball in Montreal while relocating it to the District and selling the…

The funniest thing about this whole shit show is that this embarrassing as hell BVI citizenship claim is being made in service of an absolutely frivolous legal argument. If you told me Lionel Hutz was guiding their legal strategy I’d absolutely believe it.

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.